If you’re feeling real weary

Visit our restaurants or one of our breweries

There you can gather, hobknob and blather

With students from Olaf and Carleton sure ‘nuff

And townies and tourists and IPA purists

Or go to hear singers, or right and left-wingers

If ever you’re touring, our bar scene’s alluring, let’s hope it’s enduring

Salud! Cheers! Skol!